1. |
Emaciated Dog ⚙
04:36
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Don't wake up
The dream is too nice
They fed you that dream-escape is thin ice
But if you wake up
Stay undercover
Sick as you are, they'll sell you the cure
And don't entertain thoughts of what's pure
Stay warm with specialty
The blanket of conformity
Slain demons lie all over my bookshelf
The way we read is to forget the self
But I got another plan in mind
A lost Key that only I'll find
Hack the mainframe-and shift the blame
The circus comes in, calls you insane
And what of the price of fame?
A businessman's tie from which he hangs
Decidedly cheaper just to beg
Traded a fishtail for new legs
From where you come from might as well be
Another take on doxology
Is it evolution, when you've lost all solutions?
Taking it all underground
In the dim light
You know what you found
Where all the blood runs- enriches the dirt
Reinforced concrete walls mean it won't hurt
No can see you, no one cares
It'll buy you some time
To pay Charon's fare
Go back in time...
A lost key
That now you find
Hack the mainframe and shift the blame
Time to get off this crazy train
Now you're at the door
Your mind has been floored
It's time to explore
Beyond the surface that they only scratch
What they don't understand they attack
No goodbye, just fade to black
When you're gone, you'll be coming back..
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2. |
Bloodbiters Trailer
01:40
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3. |
Twinkle Black Sheep🐑
01:10
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You figure it out..
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4. |
Shower Song (Edit)
00:16
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lalalalala
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5. |
Butterclucks Chicken Ad
00:48
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6. |
Greyhound to Vegas
00:49
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I'm gonna take a Greyhound to Vegas
They steal your fun, they can't make us..
Got bathrooms on board
If you get stuck you'll get bored
So bring xtra TP
And make a little teepee
And make a magic wish
Go catch a new fish
A nice fat walleye
Remember the walls have eyes
Surprise, surprise, surprise..
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7. |
I Like Pussies
01:40
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Meowww
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8. |
TOUGH (Badassitude)
01:44
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I'm so badass, I eat ground glass for breakfast and wash it down with strong beer. I brush my teeth with hotsauce. I cut my hair with a weedwhacker and my nails with a chainsaw. I don't have a guard dog, I have a guard bear. My clothes are made from the hides of extinct species. I smoke tailpipes and smokestacks 'stead of cigarettes. I chug motoroil milkshakes. I drill holes thru my head to better facilitate the thinking process. I pick fights with local biker gangs. I use the skulls of serial killers as paperweights. I sleep in a coffin full of spikes and several inches of icewater. My chiropractor is a 20 foot Reticulated Python. My acupuncturist is a hive of Africanized killer bees. I use 100 year old whiskey pried from the hands of a dead Highland warrior for cologne and Drano for mouthwash. To donate blood, I get in automotive accidents or knife fights. To save the environment I slaughter lumberjacks and use their bones for fertilizer. To feed the hungry I kill rich fat people and parachute them down in crates to destitute areas of the world. I lift weights in a junkyard surrounded by rabid dogs. My belt buckle will blind you with brilliance. I use a crowbar for a toothpick. I use common sense. I drive through traffic jams in a Sherman tank. I like to take baths in lye or swim naked in pools full of $100 American bills. I stare at the sun for a hobby, and to make sure my eyes get enough vitamin D. I wrestle alligators, sharks, lions, tigers and gorillas. I use an Uzi as a paper shredder. My Sunday clothes are the suit JFK got assassinated in. I don't use a cellphone-I yell really really hard. I rob banks and flip over Brinks trucks to pay my taxes. I use gauze from the corpses of cursed Egyptian mummies for toilet paper. I lifted a monster truck with my toe once. I beat people up with my eyelashes. But you should see my grandma....she's tougher.
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9. |
Hope In Hell 🔥
03:52
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The future's been auctioned off
To the highest bidder (spitter)
They have always called me the
Greatest of quitters
But I've got time, I've got life
Misdirection for the heist
I'll pay the price, do it twice
Just to have you here again
CHORUS:
I've got hope in hell, another life in the day
But you've invented time, to suffocate it away
I've got hope in hell, I was down then I rose
The flag will rise, the flag will burn
And half-mast also takes her turn
We whip the plow 'stead of the ox
A tart she taste of hard knocks
Benelux is a place
And not some medication
She turned away half her face
In coffee-laden resignation
CHORUS:
I've got hope in hell, another life in the day
But you've invented time, to suffocate it away
I've got hope in hell, I was down then I rose
Can't tell you where to go, that you don't already go...
~~
I rolled the stone and in the hole
I dug for fiction stoked with coal
We walk our dogs, yet hunt the wolves
From a dark well, answers we pull
The dead surround the tips of pens
Write sonnets that were never sent
You've invented the word 'lose'
To eat the egg never laid
By your hand's murdered goose
'Cause
CHORUS:
I've got hope in hell, another life in the day
But you've invented time, to kill it all away
I've got hope in hell, I was down then arose
Can't tell you where to go, you don't already know
I've got hope in hell, hope in hell
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10. |
Who Shot Jed Blackmire?
02:27
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I come from the farthest place and time
I hit this dustbowl with my dimes
[Refrain:]
You're born to peddle your flesh and blood
And soul for all that's green and good
In cavalcades they all came
From nearby towns to see a play
The greatest show on earth some say
[Refrain:]
You're born to peddle your flesh and blood
And soul for all that's green and good
Who shot Jed Blackmire?
Who shot Jed Blackmire?
Who shot Jed Blackmire?
Who shot Jed Blackmire?
(It was me) /
[Refrain:]
You're born to peddle your flesh and blood
And soul for all that's green and good
They pulled the curtains on the stage
I pulled the trigger on his face
Out of the shadows..from the wormhole
[Refrain:]
You're born to peddle your flesh and blood
And soul for all that's green and good
Old chimes..push past the barber's door
Sit down, refuse the vaudeville whore
Owner asks me
"Will it be the usual... Jed?"
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11. |
Death Blossom
01:40
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When you weep
Are you weeping deep?
Do you weep like the willow tree?
Tricked easy
Gullible as me
You're as green as the ever tree
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12. |
Summer of Dying
03:05
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The rays of gold are shining
People are laughing and smiling
But I'm just sittin' here
Smack in the Summer of Dying
Don't know how many boats were sent
Deflated ego cost me one cent
Getting slammed by misery
Try to dress it as epiphany
I'm lost in the dark jungles of history
Try to stand
These 2's and 5's are killin' me
I knew a score and some ago
Hitting a high note
Had a hint of the ominous
California's cursed
By the vampire cults
Freezing weather first
Before the caterpillar moults
This mountain to climb
I know all too well
Spent my life in the valley
'Cause the future cliffs
From which I already fell
I still think about you
Read your words like yesterday
They echo my own
Everyone wants some kind of fame
One by one things shut down
With each month, each year
The only growing I'm doing is apart
From the rest of humanity
We all have busy lives
Keep at it in the drunken hive
While I sit back and see what's happening
This haute couture nosedive
There's no light at the end of the tunnel
Just a sucking gaping black hole
We all slow-creep closer to it
Goddamn this game, I fold
The only thing hotter than the weather
Is people's rage
Love only goes so far
Once you reach a certain age
Take me to violent and disturbing dreams
Where 100 demon beasts dismember me
At least I can forget who I really am
Let my blood write about this tawdry sham
Somewhere over the rainbow
Flies a bomber plane
Life's either a big joke or a funeral
For that thought- people call me insane
A Judas in the circle
Where were you the other day?
It's not too hard to see
Just where you stood and lay..
Don't call anymore
You'll just waste your time
It's something you value highly
A lot more than mine...
Wish I had a Thompson gun
Yet I have a potato shooter
Two hundred species gone a day
Humankind- no living race cruder
When I think about the future
Countless hours towards nothing
Anhedonia's the word of the day
This time I ain't bluffing
It's all been milked dry
Either that or ghettoized
Perks and handouts are a thing of the past
All that's left can't even be spoken
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13. |
AND Flow
00:38
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14. |
Wolf DNA
02:23
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Down in the valley when things ain't right
We up in the mountains at the pinnacle height
Broadcasting pirate radio waves
In the cool night air after a day's heat wave
There's a certain house just a bit down the path
A steady bungalow but below it packs
23 funky subterranean floors
Just as many flavours in Dr P.'s force
Is it Pudge or Pepper? Well I'll say it's both..
And pretty soon we'll invade the whole coast
Then a toast to the host with the most who'll boast
About a secret that we have inside
The way we came from the other side..
First through the dungeons of the aforementioned pad
We came to the surface and then we said, "rad"
Here's a hint now:
When's the next full moon?
The calendar's marked for the 17th of June
And when it's the 4th of July I'll remember my roots
Give a shout out to DJ Kryptonite
Strawbs are in season
You took a wrong turn you was bleedin'
Now wait
I ain't talkin' about hate
The reason why you're late
It ain't personal
It's just our instinct
You a rat fink? Even better
Now think, yeah
Thinning the herd, haven't you heard?
The best thing for all of us movin' forward
So go on and embrace the horror
Where that came from there's more..
And more and more and more and more and more
But why just leave it up to faith?
Bro, I got wolf DNA
Why just leave it up to fate?
I got wolf DNA
Bro, I got wolf DNA
Bro, I got wolf DNA
Bro, I got wolf DNA
Bro, I got wolf DNA
Bro, I got wolf DNA
Bro, I got wolf DNA
Ah, shit I'm gettin' carried away
Bro, I got wolf DNA
Bro, I got wolf DNA
Bro, I got wolf DNA
Bro, I got wolf DNA
Raah!
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16. |
La Sonorita di Primavera
01:41
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17. |
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Uh...look it up.
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18. |
UVB-76
00:42
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? ?
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19. |
The Captain Goes Down
03:12
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It was the greatest of nights
Not looking for a fight
I'm with my boys
C'mon! We're gonna make some noise
In the Palace of the Damned
They got the golden plan
They got their years on
Still going strong
Now they're picking up steam
Encore- it's been my dream
Bet you a shilling or a penny
He's had one too many
Now he's taken a dive OH NO
Is he dead or alive?
Can't see thru the pit
I think I'm gonna be sick
CH: The Captain's down
Wonder where your future's at
The Captain's down
No one heard it all around
The Captain's down
Trade your life for something big
The Captain's down
Doesn't matter the whole thing's rigged--
Afterwards soaked in rain
Of life's love and pain
Dangerous driving home
Don't wanna be all alone
Put another in the juke
Wanna forget Generation Nuke
At least I'll have my vinyl still
You go ahead and take your pills
(CH)
I've got my finger on the pulse
There's something of yesterday's news
Something about the way they use force
Makes me want to puke
(CH)
It was the greatest of nights
Not looking for a fight
I'm with my boys
C'mon! Gonna make some noise.....gonna make some noise
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20. |
The No Shows
00:01
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22. |
Bad Parenting
01:11
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Torture your baby....
Torture your baby....
Torture your baby....
Torture your baby.... etc.
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23. |
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One morning rolled on my side
Down heaven came, said: "Son, now you see
The way in which you get by (profit)
Ill elderly folks sweat rejection" (in masses)
All day anxiously wired
Drown thoughts of shame with shots of whiskey
Mottle floor red under foot
Wounded by glass, no more reflection
Misdirection from the board master
Use my life to serve his plans
Mass pollution of the word neighbour
Taught to distrust you
Cultural shift cutting ties
More competing for less unjustly
Funeral debt leaves you dry
Slave all your life to die with nothing
Misdirection from the board master
Use my life to serve his plans
Mass pollution of the word neighbour
Taught to distrust you
Readdressing how we grow closer
Foster faith in equal worth
Rearranging balance of power
Settle angst rearview
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24. |
From Here to Lion City
03:07
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There I sat with a good old friend in the chow hut
We were quiet, noodles demolished
Only tropical crushed ice drinks left to waste
I sipped at mine and it chilled right through my spine
I shuddered a bit
It felt like the shudder after a long good cry
After, that sort of storm..leaves all eventually dry
Drank more
Durian is a fruit that smells of death
But tastes rather sweet and good
He lost her like it was yesterday
I lost my brother like it was yesterday
These two we had in common
There is a strange comfort in losing all hope
In knowing you don't have to play the game anymore
Yet still live
One can then just go home and waste time
Except there's none left to waste
I drank some more...my mind was unleashed
Became lost in its own realm of thought..
I remembered being stuck in Singapore
Being holed up in that top floor crawlspace
Shafts of light poking through the dusty air
To cough or sneeze..I wouldn't dare
At my side, a girl I'll call Honeycakes
Sounds whorish but she kind of was
And hot- it was so hot
My light dress t-shirt was soaked
Like being in a sauna
I heard
A low moaning like death
Or the Devil's jug band playing ..and
Clanging pots, gongs, crashing cymbals
Percussion of many sorts
Not too intrusive or loud...but there
It reminded me of the music those ancient elephants play
Peering through one of the old bullet holes in the wall
I waited...waited for the coast to be clear
Perspiration, determination, hawkeye
Honeycakes baked
Smell her golden brown
Not good to overcook
My third eye dripped
In the bright haze I saw it, coming towards me (Honeycakes was spared)
The White Tiger
Death
(extended part:)
Hallucination due to hunger, and to sleep deprivation?
Or was I slipped some sort of drug earlier
In my drink, full of crushed ice
I drank some more
I was sure thirsty
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25. |
NIИihilist
01:45
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ON AND ON WE PUSH
DRONES INTO THE DEEP BLUE
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26. |
Camera Obscura
02:33
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The sun is like the face of God
and a camera is about the only thing
you could see that face of God with
without going blind
never through your own eyes
the power of the Camera Man
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Within a fireplace mantle
I'm not sentimental
But I can't imagine
a "cooler" place than this
Frozen lips in the mist
Give a cold night kiss
With subzero resistance
It's the separation I miss
Well look at me now
6 feet underground
You'll be diggin' me out
With a 6 foot plough
But I'm Still breathing
And I'm not sold on timid
More the cold hard feeling
Of being finally frigid
The sweat beads freeze
Icicles to her feet
walking on glass
Like hot coal covered ash
Well how about the weather?
You never know if it lasts
Just as quick as you freeze
You'll melt just as fast
I Used to live in a hot box
With locks on both sides
couldn't really talk much
I'd steam up and die
With my feverish bride
with sweat in her eyes
Fanning the flies
As she tears up and cries
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28. |
Lord of the Flies
00:24
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Dzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
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31. |
Scariest Song Ever
00:05
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33. |
Demonic Derby Trailer
02:25
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34. |
Sweet Grimy
03:56
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Told you once told you twice
Only so much advice
One could give
Real easy peasy seeking meaning
Feeding leaning on dearly beloved
CH:
There's nothing to say to the leeches except this weakness
Can't really shine
And in time all the sweetness
Consumed by creatures
Turns to grime.
Don't even try it I don't buy it besides an alka Lyin' mind.. ain't true lucid
Dreams of fiends, beauty queens
Pulling every seam are nuisances
(CHORUS)
Cutting through the waves
Just to get a taste of it..
Clinging and groping and stinging and foaming at the mouth..
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35. |
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Godgodgodjesus Godgodgodjesus Godgodgodjesus Amen!
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36. |
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Transcript:
Good day to you, I am Revell, the Master Hypnotist. What we are about to do now is enter Hypnoblivion, the state similar to what one experiences at death, yet one lives onward and surmounts
all obstacles. When we sleep, we die each night, and are reborn with the sunrise. When we die, another type of sunrise occurs, a new life. There is nothing to fear in death, and so it is in life.
In Hypnoblivion, all of one's problem's vanish and a state of peace and resolution ensues.
We will begin by you finding a comfortable place to lie down or sit. Have you found it? Good. Now, you will fixate your attention at a point about two arm lengths ahead of you in the air, as if an object were there even if it is not. Now, see this point as a slowly materializing orb of light energy. It shines on your face. Imagine it as a miniature sun. It would be blinding, but you are seeing with new eyes that overcome normal physical limitations.
Begin to count to the # 30 slowly with me, whilst focusing on this miniature sun. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30). Good
See this sun as growing brighter and larger, and enveloping all around it with it's light. Soon, you see nothing in the room or immediate area but this pure light. Take a deep breath for four counts, hold it for 2, then release it for 4 counts, then wait two. Repeat. 1,2,3,4 1, 2..... 1,2,3,4.....1,2 1,2,3,4.....1,2 1,2,3,4.....1,2 1,2,3,4.....1,2 Feel all the tension in every muscle and fibre and cell in your body leaving, and becoming absorbed with the light. Which each breath you take, you lose a tenth of a pound of your body's weight, lighter, lighter still. Your body loses 1 pound every ten breaths. Feel the light tingle and dance throughout your being.
Think about your life. When you were small. The times you didn't have a care in the world. Think of moments where there was no fear, utter safety, utter happiness. Think of the new few hours in your life as one of these moments that will happen again. Anticipate it. Remember we are all just vessels, containers, for darkness or light. Let the light fill you up. Let your self dissolve with the light just your surroundings previously did. Remember you are only a combination of matter, energy, events. You've recorded impressions of things, and you can shape yourself in any which way you choose. There is not 'you' save for the 'you' is chosen. Pain is only a feeling. Words are only sounds. Imagine a great rock from the sky falling on top of you in slow motion. It will hit you after the count reaches zero.
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37. |
Now I'm Falling Aslee
03:25
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38. |
Garden of Youth
01:27
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40. |
Effex (B.S. cover maybe)
00:28
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41. |
Coda (Ex B.V.)
00:50
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42. |
The Sweet Silence
01:00
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43. |
Nihilist N's Commercial
00:10
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The Chocolate of Choice for Those Who Love Pointlessness!
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