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Vol. 4: Nihilist N's

by Dessert Sessions Collective

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Don't wake up The dream is too nice They fed you that dream-escape is thin ice But if you wake up Stay undercover Sick as you are, they'll sell you the cure And don't entertain thoughts of what's pure Stay warm with specialty The blanket of conformity Slain demons lie all over my bookshelf The way we read is to forget the self But I got another plan in mind A lost Key that only I'll find Hack the mainframe-and shift the blame The circus comes in, calls you insane And what of the price of fame? A businessman's tie from which he hangs Decidedly cheaper just to beg Traded a fishtail for new legs From where you come from might as well be Another take on doxology Is it evolution, when you've lost all solutions? Taking it all underground In the dim light You know what you found Where all the blood runs- enriches the dirt Reinforced concrete walls mean it won't hurt No can see you, no one cares It'll buy you some time To pay Charon's fare Go back in time... A lost key That now you find Hack the mainframe and shift the blame Time to get off this crazy train Now you're at the door Your mind has been floored It's time to explore Beyond the surface that they only scratch What they don't understand they attack No goodbye, just fade to black When you're gone, you'll be coming back..
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I'm gonna take a Greyhound to Vegas They steal your fun, they can't make us.. Got bathrooms on board If you get stuck you'll get bored So bring xtra TP And make a little teepee And make a magic wish Go catch a new fish A nice fat walleye Remember the walls have eyes Surprise, surprise, surprise..
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I'm so badass, I eat ground glass for breakfast and wash it down with strong beer. I brush my teeth with hotsauce. I cut my hair with a weedwhacker and my nails with a chainsaw. I don't have a guard dog, I have a guard bear. My clothes are made from the hides of extinct species. I smoke tailpipes and smokestacks 'stead of cigarettes. I chug motoroil milkshakes. I drill holes thru my head to better facilitate the thinking process. I pick fights with local biker gangs. I use the skulls of serial killers as paperweights. I sleep in a coffin full of spikes and several inches of icewater. My chiropractor is a 20 foot Reticulated Python. My acupuncturist is a hive of Africanized killer bees. I use 100 year old whiskey pried from the hands of a dead Highland warrior for cologne and Drano for mouthwash. To donate blood, I get in automotive accidents or knife fights. To save the environment I slaughter lumberjacks and use their bones for fertilizer. To feed the hungry I kill rich fat people and parachute them down in crates to destitute areas of the world. I lift weights in a junkyard surrounded by rabid dogs. My belt buckle will blind you with brilliance. I use a crowbar for a toothpick. I use common sense. I drive through traffic jams in a Sherman tank. I like to take baths in lye or swim naked in pools full of $100 American bills. I stare at the sun for a hobby, and to make sure my eyes get enough vitamin D. I wrestle alligators, sharks, lions, tigers and gorillas. I use an Uzi as a paper shredder. My Sunday clothes are the suit JFK got assassinated in. I don't use a cellphone-I yell really really hard. I rob banks and flip over Brinks trucks to pay my taxes. I use gauze from the corpses of cursed Egyptian mummies for toilet paper. I lifted a monster truck with my toe once. I beat people up with my eyelashes. But you should see my grandma....she's tougher.
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The future's been auctioned off To the highest bidder (spitter) They have always called me the Greatest of quitters But I've got time, I've got life Misdirection for the heist I'll pay the price, do it twice Just to have you here again CHORUS: I've got hope in hell, another life in the day But you've invented time, to suffocate it away I've got hope in hell, I was down then I rose The flag will rise, the flag will burn And half-mast also takes her turn We whip the plow 'stead of the ox A tart she taste of hard knocks Benelux is a place And not some medication She turned away half her face In coffee-laden resignation CHORUS: I've got hope in hell, another life in the day But you've invented time, to suffocate it away I've got hope in hell, I was down then I rose Can't tell you where to go, that you don't already go... ~~ I rolled the stone and in the hole I dug for fiction stoked with coal We walk our dogs, yet hunt the wolves From a dark well, answers we pull The dead surround the tips of pens Write sonnets that were never sent You've invented the word 'lose' To eat the egg never laid By your hand's murdered goose 'Cause CHORUS: I've got hope in hell, another life in the day But you've invented time, to kill it all away I've got hope in hell, I was down then arose Can't tell you where to go, you don't already know I've got hope in hell, hope in hell
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I come from the farthest place and time I hit this dustbowl with my dimes [Refrain:] You're born to peddle your flesh and blood And soul for all that's green and good In cavalcades they all came From nearby towns to see a play The greatest show on earth some say [Refrain:] You're born to peddle your flesh and blood And soul for all that's green and good Who shot Jed Blackmire? Who shot Jed Blackmire? Who shot Jed Blackmire? Who shot Jed Blackmire? (It was me) / [Refrain:] You're born to peddle your flesh and blood And soul for all that's green and good They pulled the curtains on the stage I pulled the trigger on his face Out of the shadows..from the wormhole [Refrain:] You're born to peddle your flesh and blood And soul for all that's green and good Old chimes..push past the barber's door Sit down, refuse the vaudeville whore Owner asks me "Will it be the usual... Jed?"
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When you weep Are you weeping deep? Do you weep like the willow tree? Tricked easy Gullible as me You're as green as the ever tree
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The rays of gold are shining People are laughing and smiling But I'm just sittin' here Smack in the Summer of Dying Don't know how many boats were sent Deflated ego cost me one cent Getting slammed by misery Try to dress it as epiphany I'm lost in the dark jungles of history Try to stand These 2's and 5's are killin' me I knew a score and some ago Hitting a high note Had a hint of the ominous California's cursed By the vampire cults Freezing weather first Before the caterpillar moults This mountain to climb I know all too well Spent my life in the valley 'Cause the future cliffs From which I already fell I still think about you Read your words like yesterday They echo my own Everyone wants some kind of fame One by one things shut down With each month, each year The only growing I'm doing is apart From the rest of humanity We all have busy lives Keep at it in the drunken hive While I sit back and see what's happening This haute couture nosedive There's no light at the end of the tunnel Just a sucking gaping black hole We all slow-creep closer to it Goddamn this game, I fold The only thing hotter than the weather Is people's rage Love only goes so far Once you reach a certain age Take me to violent and disturbing dreams Where 100 demon beasts dismember me At least I can forget who I really am Let my blood write about this tawdry sham Somewhere over the rainbow Flies a bomber plane Life's either a big joke or a funeral For that thought- people call me insane A Judas in the circle Where were you the other day? It's not too hard to see Just where you stood and lay.. Don't call anymore You'll just waste your time It's something you value highly A lot more than mine... Wish I had a Thompson gun Yet I have a potato shooter Two hundred species gone a day Humankind- no living race cruder When I think about the future Countless hours towards nothing Anhedonia's the word of the day This time I ain't bluffing It's all been milked dry Either that or ghettoized Perks and handouts are a thing of the past All that's left can't even be spoken
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AND Flow 00:38
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Wolf DNA 02:23
Down in the valley when things ain't right We up in the mountains at the pinnacle height Broadcasting pirate radio waves In the cool night air after a day's heat wave There's a certain house just a bit down the path A steady bungalow but below it packs 23 funky subterranean floors Just as many flavours in Dr P.'s force Is it Pudge or Pepper? Well I'll say it's both.. And pretty soon we'll invade the whole coast Then a toast to the host with the most who'll boast About a secret that we have inside The way we came from the other side.. First through the dungeons of the aforementioned pad We came to the surface and then we said, "rad" Here's a hint now: When's the next full moon? The calendar's marked for the 17th of June And when it's the 4th of July I'll remember my roots Give a shout out to DJ Kryptonite Strawbs are in season You took a wrong turn you was bleedin' Now wait I ain't talkin' about hate The reason why you're late It ain't personal It's just our instinct You a rat fink? Even better Now think, yeah Thinning the herd, haven't you heard? The best thing for all of us movin' forward So go on and embrace the horror Where that came from there's more.. And more and more and more and more and more But why just leave it up to faith? Bro, I got wolf DNA Why just leave it up to fate? I got wolf DNA Bro, I got wolf DNA Bro, I got wolf DNA Bro, I got wolf DNA Bro, I got wolf DNA Bro, I got wolf DNA Bro, I got wolf DNA Ah, shit I'm gettin' carried away Bro, I got wolf DNA Bro, I got wolf DNA Bro, I got wolf DNA Bro, I got wolf DNA Raah!
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UVB-76 00:42
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It was the greatest of nights Not looking for a fight I'm with my boys C'mon! We're gonna make some noise In the Palace of the Damned They got the golden plan They got their years on Still going strong Now they're picking up steam Encore- it's been my dream Bet you a shilling or a penny He's had one too many Now he's taken a dive OH NO Is he dead or alive? Can't see thru the pit I think I'm gonna be sick CH: The Captain's down Wonder where your future's at The Captain's down No one heard it all around The Captain's down Trade your life for something big The Captain's down Doesn't matter the whole thing's rigged-- Afterwards soaked in rain Of life's love and pain Dangerous driving home Don't wanna be all alone Put another in the juke Wanna forget Generation Nuke At least I'll have my vinyl still You go ahead and take your pills (CH) I've got my finger on the pulse There's something of yesterday's news Something about the way they use force Makes me want to puke (CH) It was the greatest of nights Not looking for a fight I'm with my boys C'mon! Gonna make some noise.....gonna make some noise
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The No Shows 00:01
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Torture your baby.... Torture your baby.... Torture your baby.... Torture your baby.... etc.
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One morning rolled on my side Down heaven came, said: "Son, now you see The way in which you get by (profit) Ill elderly folks sweat rejection" (in masses) All day anxiously wired Drown thoughts of shame with shots of whiskey Mottle floor red under foot Wounded by glass, no more reflection Misdirection from the board master Use my life to serve his plans Mass pollution of the word neighbour Taught to distrust you Cultural shift cutting ties More competing for less unjustly Funeral debt leaves you dry Slave all your life to die with nothing Misdirection from the board master Use my life to serve his plans Mass pollution of the word neighbour Taught to distrust you Readdressing how we grow closer Foster faith in equal worth Rearranging balance of power Settle angst rearview
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There I sat with a good old friend in the chow hut We were quiet, noodles demolished Only tropical crushed ice drinks left to waste I sipped at mine and it chilled right through my spine I shuddered a bit It felt like the shudder after a long good cry After, that sort of storm..leaves all eventually dry Drank more Durian is a fruit that smells of death But tastes rather sweet and good He lost her like it was yesterday I lost my brother like it was yesterday These two we had in common There is a strange comfort in losing all hope In knowing you don't have to play the game anymore Yet still live One can then just go home and waste time Except there's none left to waste I drank some more...my mind was unleashed Became lost in its own realm of thought.. I remembered being stuck in Singapore Being holed up in that top floor crawlspace Shafts of light poking through the dusty air To cough or sneeze..I wouldn't dare At my side, a girl I'll call Honeycakes Sounds whorish but she kind of was And hot- it was so hot My light dress t-shirt was soaked Like being in a sauna I heard A low moaning like death Or the Devil's jug band playing ..and Clanging pots, gongs, crashing cymbals Percussion of many sorts Not too intrusive or loud...but there It reminded me of the music those ancient elephants play Peering through one of the old bullet holes in the wall I waited...waited for the coast to be clear Perspiration, determination, hawkeye Honeycakes baked Smell her golden brown Not good to overcook My third eye dripped In the bright haze I saw it, coming towards me (Honeycakes was spared) The White Tiger Death (extended part:) Hallucination due to hunger, and to sleep deprivation? Or was I slipped some sort of drug earlier In my drink, full of crushed ice I drank some more I was sure thirsty
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NIИihilist 01:45
ON AND ON WE PUSH DRONES INTO THE DEEP BLUE
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The sun is like the face of God and a camera is about the only thing you could see that face of God with without going blind never through your own eyes the power of the Camera Man
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Within a fireplace mantle I'm not sentimental But I can't imagine a "cooler" place than this Frozen lips in the mist Give a cold night kiss With subzero resistance It's the separation I miss Well look at me now 6 feet underground You'll be diggin' me out With a 6 foot plough But I'm Still breathing And I'm not sold on timid More the cold hard feeling Of being finally frigid The sweat beads freeze Icicles to her feet walking on glass Like hot coal covered ash Well how about the weather? You never know if it lasts Just as quick as you freeze You'll melt just as fast I Used to live in a hot box With locks on both sides couldn't really talk much I'd steam up and die With my feverish bride with sweat in her eyes Fanning the flies As she tears up and cries
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Dzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
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Sweet Grimy 03:56
Told you once told you twice Only so much advice One could give Real easy peasy seeking meaning Feeding leaning on dearly beloved CH: There's nothing to say to the leeches except this weakness Can't really shine And in time all the sweetness Consumed by creatures Turns to grime. Don't even try it I don't buy it besides an alka Lyin' mind.. ain't true lucid Dreams of fiends, beauty queens Pulling every seam are nuisances (CHORUS) Cutting through the waves Just to get a taste of it.. Clinging and groping and stinging and foaming at the mouth..
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Godgodgodjesus Godgodgodjesus Godgodgodjesus Amen!
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Transcript: Good day to you, I am Revell, the Master Hypnotist. What we are about to do now is enter Hypnoblivion, the state similar to what one experiences at death, yet one lives onward and surmounts all obstacles. When we sleep, we die each night, and are reborn with the sunrise. When we die, another type of sunrise occurs, a new life. There is nothing to fear in death, and so it is in life. In Hypnoblivion, all of one's problem's vanish and a state of peace and resolution ensues. We will begin by you finding a comfortable place to lie down or sit. Have you found it? Good. Now, you will fixate your attention at a point about two arm lengths ahead of you in the air, as if an object were there even if it is not. Now, see this point as a slowly materializing orb of light energy. It shines on your face. Imagine it as a miniature sun. It would be blinding, but you are seeing with new eyes that overcome normal physical limitations. Begin to count to the # 30 slowly with me, whilst focusing on this miniature sun. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30). Good See this sun as growing brighter and larger, and enveloping all around it with it's light. Soon, you see nothing in the room or immediate area but this pure light. Take a deep breath for four counts, hold it for 2, then release it for 4 counts, then wait two. Repeat. 1,2,3,4 1, 2..... 1,2,3,4.....1,2 1,2,3,4.....1,2 1,2,3,4.....1,2 1,2,3,4.....1,2 Feel all the tension in every muscle and fibre and cell in your body leaving, and becoming absorbed with the light. Which each breath you take, you lose a tenth of a pound of your body's weight, lighter, lighter still. Your body loses 1 pound every ten breaths. Feel the light tingle and dance throughout your being. Think about your life. When you were small. The times you didn't have a care in the world. Think of moments where there was no fear, utter safety, utter happiness. Think of the new few hours in your life as one of these moments that will happen again. Anticipate it. Remember we are all just vessels, containers, for darkness or light. Let the light fill you up. Let your self dissolve with the light just your surroundings previously did. Remember you are only a combination of matter, energy, events. You've recorded impressions of things, and you can shape yourself in any which way you choose. There is not 'you' save for the 'you' is chosen. Pain is only a feeling. Words are only sounds. Imagine a great rock from the sky falling on top of you in slow motion. It will hit you after the count reaches zero.
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The Chocolate of Choice for Those Who Love Pointlessness!

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"Buy this album, and receive 57 secret songs, for a grand total of 100 songs! That's just $6.66 a song! WOW! You could buy a sandwich for that money, or have a song to be your companion for life! Clearly, this would be the worst, dah I mean best money you ever spent! Don't exploit the loophole where you can buy a single track for 50 cents, that's bad luck! " -Old Nick 😈

This is about a girl named Michelina, well actually a machine. She was the brains, the workhorse, the main recording computer for us. Sadly, she overheated and had a failing hard drive, and took like 3 years to die.

What was salvaged, plus a few other things sprinkled in, comprises this album (and the soon-to-come Volume 5!)

The theme of this album is nihilism. What is nihilism? There are many definitions. The most basic one is the belief that there is no meaning, or a meaninglessness in all things.

There are six colors/types of Nihilist N's candy, and each one represents a kind of nihilism (just like there are Infinity Stones that represent different things):

*Red- Political nihilism. I.E. the Russian movement in the 1800's. All about
anarchy and going against authority.

*Orange- Absurd nihilism. The weird side of lost meaning, going out into
Dimension X. Closely related to yellow, as absurdism and humor go hand in hand often. Nothing rhymes with orange, no 'rhyme or reason'. Also, this orange kinda looks red, but kind of doesn't..it's a weird color to interpret.

*Yellow- Positive nihilism. Just because there is no meaning in something, doesn't mean that can't be realized with a smile. It's all about laughing along with the big Cosmic Joke.

*Green- Natural nihilism. Nature doesn't care about a lot of the things we
give meaning, or our intellectual constructs. It's indifferent.

*Blue- Trascendental nihilism. Sometimes when you see all as illusion and get all mystical, many meanings are lost and the basic world is transcended.

*Black- Pessimistic nihilism. The whole 'grrrrr I hate everything and there's no point to life' flavour of nihilism. This is what many associate with the term nihilism, even though it's not the only form.

Try all these sweet flavors as you sink your ears into this album.

QUICK GUIDE (to the trax):
1-Fake Skinny Puppy song
2-Fake cheezy 80's Horror trailer
3-Good for Eric Andre fans
4-Someone taking a shower (exciting)
5-Fake greasy chicken spot ad
6-It's a surprise
7-Also a surprise..
8-TESTOSTERONE AAGH! GRRR!
9-Weird grungy Alt Hard Rock
10-Creepy Alt Subdued Somber Rock
11-Kinda like above..
12-Hard street poetry. Samuel L Jackson wannabe.
13- Uhhh..
14- Cyborg werewolf rap. Yeah.
15- You already know this song
16- Kinda nice videogamey soundtrack-y piece
17-Crazy Russian folk song
18-Russian spy shortwave radio station
19-'79 style Brit Punk
20-The best band EVER
21-The title explains it all...
22-If Hell has hit singles this would be one of them
23-This song answers the question, what does ASMR Heavy Metal sound like? Haha
24-Creepy story from an ex-pat living and dying in Asia
25-Fake Nine Inch Nails song
26-Cool cinematic sequence sort of thing
27-Ultracool Alternative
28-As in, Beezlebub
29-Kinda Hellraiser style sndtrk piece
30-That is, the fear of the #666
31-Truly
32-The best Type O Negative song
33-Fake cheezy 80's Horror trailer #2
34-Alternative Metal
35-Christian music
36-Parody of Reveen
37-ZZZzzzzZZZzzzz
38-The song of a secret hidden oasis of dreams
39-Soundtracky horror dreamscape interlude
40-Parody of the Black Sabbath song 'FX'
41-A nice excerpt from the composer John Bennett
42-Hint: The Track Number
43-The theme commercial for Nihilist N's

credits

released July 9, 2019

All songs written and performed by the Dessert Sessions Collective.

Recorded in / at : MD Wave Studios, G-Man's pad, Tomzinator's pad, Laura Ronan's pad, Rich's pad, inside various cars, places out in the wild, some churches, temples, roller rinks, Leaning Tower Studios, Whims and Rags Studios, the Rockpile, the Great White North, Hell, London, and nowhere.

>>Production, mixing and that sorta jazz by Tane Bloodwood, Richard Oak, That Guy Who Doesn't Want His Name On Here (You know who you are!)
**Special assistance (scripts, recording, input &c.) Laura Ronan. Greatest gratitude.

Special thanks to the people who were smart enough to not be on this album.

Also shout out to Joey from the print shop, the Reeves, Nige, Cam, Juneyt, G-man, Terry, and if your name is still not on here, you are probably just with the band!

Also thank you God and Satan, total strangers, our families, friends and enemies, and The Soil.

R.I.P. Michelina, C.C.

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This is not the Desert Sessions! This is a parody/tribute. You may dig it just as much though. It's still really trippy stuff to groove to, and is made in the same spirit of random friends coming together in different configurations, and improvising tunes, then releasing them. Enjoy. ... more

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